Another year over my dear reader(s).
My Christmas (year end) newsletter:
The year began with a bang at Sinead's house. We played games like Apples to Apples and made fun of people we went to high school with. January, February, March, April and May went by in a general blur as I drowned myself in school work, particularly chemistry and divination.
The summer was wonderful. I worked at Macys for two incredibly long (but fulfilling!) months before quitting. I worked hard, half-assing it to the best of my abilities. After Macys and I realized we were not compatible, I took to riding my bike during the daytime and and walking the streets at night. All and all, a lucrative, if not productive summer. I also settled on a new major after I came to the realization that I would need about 30 more IQ points and some self discipline to become a doctor. I probably could have overcome the IQ deficit. It was the self discipline part that seemed to pose a problem. Crack is just too damn tasty! I finally settled upon a major in Russian Literature with a minor in cello. All in all, a great decision indeed! I got another job up in Boston, working as a whaler. I also began to tutor the underprivileged in life skills such as Japanese conversational skills and panhandling. First semester came and went, and I spent the first portion of my winter break in Belize, spelunking for rubies.
All and all, a great year!
Happy New Years, guys. I wish for you in 2009 good health, happiness, and lots of ass.
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2 comments:
Megan, why are you so awesome?
If our NY trip actually pans out, Jess and I will definitely be knockin' on your door. Please let us in.
Spelunking for rubies- that's awesome! Hope you get lots of ass this year...hopefully most of it in other people's dorm rooms hehe jk
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