I can smell you from over here

I had no time to shower before a review session tonight. I changed my shirt, but otherwise my pants still had the vestiges of yet another day at Subway. While we were waiting for the professor to arrive, a girl like four rows in front of me called out to nobody in particular, "Hey why does it smell like Subway in here?" I said nothing, but I could tell, she was jealous. She wished SHE smelled like Subway. Who wouldn't?