Instead of going to church on Sunday, I participated in a boxed wine drinking competition.
Last night I walked in on a couple having a fight in the laundry room, and instead of leaving, I got my laundry. My cell phone rang, and instead of silencing it, I answered.
I am more excited for the "Lost" premiere tonight than I was yesterday for the inauguration.
I just got peanut butter on the inside of "Dubliners."
Earlier I found a paycheck under a stack of mess on my desk from 12/09/08. The reason I didn't notice it was missing? It is for $44. 94. That's how much I make for a day's work.
I'm now eating the peanut butter directly out of the jar.
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