Coworker 1: Do you drink alcohol?
Me: (laughs) uh-uh
Coworker 2: What kind of dumb question is that?
Coworker 1: Want some?
Me: When?
1+2: Now! It makes the night shift barable
And guess what?!?!
Me: No, I don't want to get fired. Or cut my hand off.
I'm so proud! I never make the right decision in situations like that!
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