My Pet Lizard, Slappy.
Monday, March 30, 2009
MEMO TO: Sperm Bank RE: Drinking SIGNED: Rehab
Figure 1: The first text I received from REHAB after Catie's number
became
REHAB
Figure 2: Catie had
texted
me this the day before as herself; the name on all her texts changed the following day
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MEMO TO: Sperm Bank RE: Drinking SIGNED: Rehab
Oh my, your face is looking rather scaly
Summer Camp
Insert your Bible pun here but make no mistakes ab...
Such stuff dreams are made on
I hope I haven't lost you
Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky
Update
There will be absinthe
watching LIFE
Sorry, We're CLOSED.
So I packed it up and brought it back to the crib
The distance made my heart grow fonder.
Maybe someday I will win some sort of award
Goals for the mediocre
Some people are constantly plagued by bad ideas.
First in the Series: Class Acts
Jealousy does not quite cover it
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